Bizarre New Dog Breeds  

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Here's a cute post I'm sure you'll find entertaining! –Kim

Bizarre New Dog Breeds (Humor)
By: Maria Goodavage

Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds? Dogster's Watch Dog sent me the following the other day, and I had to share it with you. The breeds are not exactly AKC approved, but I think that's a good thing, don't you?

  • They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
  • They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
  • They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
  • They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.
  • They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
  • They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean.
  • They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
  • They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
  • They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
  • They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
  • They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
  • They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a...uhh, I'll get back to you on that....


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